The Jokes Thread!

hehe...that was nice !!!..... n u kno der was another man who lit another ciggy,n as soon as he lit that thin ,der was an explosion n he turned Black !!!!.....Y DID THAT HAPPEN ???.... because dat was an LPG ciggarette !!!!!!!!!......... n spark can b dangerous !!!... but moral of the story ......yaar.... CNG LPG choro, DOn't smoke SUTTA !!!!....... lol...

this in a joke thats what i saw one day---- a BLACK SANTRO ...wid JET BLACK windows... WAS OVERSPEEDING..n den the car was stopped by sum traffic policemen outside my college.... n surpizingly ..it was a girl.....she was not even wearing seatbelts....... if u've already calculated the fine til now..let me tell u one last thing..... wen she slowed down she was on phone too !!!....n the Police wala (known as "THulla" ) knocked on her window pain,she rolled it down ...n told the thulla...."bhaiya 5 minute rukko na pls..... abhi mein phone pe hoon...i m unable to hear my frn on phone !!!! " lol....all i can say is poor traffic constable !!!......

Wife standing in front of a mirror said to Husband: Darling, today I look fat & ugly. Please pay me some compliment.

Husband replied: Your eyesight is great.

Unlike men, women's brain is a masterpiece.  It's divided into 2 parts - right & left.  In the left there's nothing right & in the right there's nothing left.

This is not a joke...

Honesty is not a Spare Wheel that you pull out when in trouble.  It's a Steering Wheel that keeps you on the right path throughout the life's journey.

 

A  Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New york
airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the
authorities to call his name, he got fedup and went to them and asked
why they havent called his name yet.

They said that they have been calling him for last 2 hrs as

          'Anotherman Superman'

How the Nano got it's name!!
Ratan Tata showed the Nano model to his local baniya.The baniya looking at the car replied in Gujarati "Ratan bhai aa toh bau Nano che!!!" (Ratan bhai this is too small).

Arun Kumar

Nano in Gujarati means "Small".  It is, however, pronounced differently, i.e. Na-No (No of Hindi - No of English).

No discussions on this thread, please (read the 2nd post/ 1st page of the thread).

Pankaj Prasad

2 men sitting in a bar...

1 man said to the other: I've hell lot of family problems.

2 man said: I'll tell you mine... I married a widow having a daughter - my father married my daughter - so my father's my son-in-law  - my daughter's my mother & my wife's my grandmother. More problems occured when I had a son... my son's my mother's brother & my uncle.  Situation turned worse when my father had a son... my father's son is my brother & my grandson.  Ultimately I'm my own grandfather & grandson....  And you say you have family problems!

Punjabi Joke---

1 var sante de ghar buddhi mar gaye,ta sarey kehn lagey "k bebe mainu le jandi,mainu le jandi"

Tan Sante ne vicho uth ke kha SALO, BEBE NE TATA-SUMO KARWAI HOI C ???

Before you form/give an opinion on other's car, test-drive it for a mile or so.  Then.... Then what?  You are a mile away.... and the car is yours