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#21 28-Jan, 2008 08:57 PM
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During one "generation gap" quarrel with his parents, young boy cried, "I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I`ll never find it here at home, so I`m leaving. Don`t try and stop me!"
With that, he headed toward the door. His father rose and followed close behind.
"Didn`t you hear what I said? I don`t want you to try and stop me."
"Who`s trying to stop you?" replied his father. "If you wait a minute, I`ll go with you."

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#22 03-Feb, 2008 09:58 PM
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Faithfull husbands go straight to Heaven.... because they have already gone through the Hell.


Honesty is not a Spare Wheel that you pull out when in trouble. It's a Steering Wheel that keeps you on the right path throughout the life's journey.
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#23 04-Feb, 2008 12:08 AM
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Kitne ajib baat hai, pati (husband) marne ke baad bhoot banta hai... lekin patni (wife), chudel ki chudel hi rahti hai.

No offence intended to the BETTER-halves




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#24 18-Feb, 2008 11:17 AM
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Husband & Wife both went to a hotel.  A girl smiled & said hello to the Husband.  Wife frowningly enquired who she was? 

The Husband annoyingly replied: Tum please dimaag kharab mat karo... abhi usko bhi batana hai tum kaun ho!




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#25 18-Feb, 2008 11:33 AM
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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.; one from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, from Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The New Jersey contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

And that friends, is how it all works!



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#26 18-Feb, 2008 11:44 AM
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There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.

About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled on shore and was declared the second place finisher.

Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied,

"I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms."



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#27 18-Feb, 2008 11:48 AM
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Q: Explain digestive system.

A: It's a process that starts with the right hand & ends with the left.

Q: What is the chemical formula for water?

A: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O (H to O)

Q: Till when 2nd World War was fought?

A: From page no.26 to page no.43.

Q: Who was Bhagat Singh?

A: Ajay Devgun, Boby Deol, Manoj Kumar etc. etc.




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#28 22-Feb, 2008 12:40 AM
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On the recent fuel price hike...

Sardar: Fuel price isn't hiked in my city.

His friend: Well, it can't be possible - it's hiked all over India.

Sardar: But when I asked for petrol for Rs.500/- like I always do, I wasn't asked for any extra money.




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#29 04-Mar, 2008 12:37 PM
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Banta: Santa, look a snake is biting-off/stinging your wife.

 

Santa: No man, it isn’t biting-off/stinging, it is refueling poison.




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#30 04-Mar, 2008 07:22 PM
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Jokes in Forums

 

Pankaj: The increased font size … has led to increase in the spacing between the paragraphs on account of which posts look lengthy & not so elegant. I suggest it may please be reduced.

 

Banwari: The paragraph spacing is reduced to normal. Let me know if you further find such glitch.

 

Pankaj: Probably (not sure), the following may help…

(1) Changing Styles & Formatting to ‘Normal’.

(2) Formatting the Line Spacing of paragraph to ‘Single’.

 

 

Here’s the LINK to the above discussion/joke

 

Note: It is suggested that such jokes, if quoted, may please be quoted only by the person/member who is at the receiving end.  For instance, Banwari shouldn’t be posting the above joke, as Pankaj may take it otherwise (possibility). Thanks.

 




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Last Updated: 04-Mar, 2008 07:23 PM, by Pankaj.Prasad
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