Hi all,
When I saw this thread today, I remembered to have gone through something like this long back. No any offence, but I really found the source instantly - Team BHP Forum, Thread- The Official Joke Thread, created on 9th March 2004.
Sorry, I don't know whether I should mention it here or not, but I couldn't resist myself from sharing some of the content here. It was dated 6th April 2004 & you may find all the stuff just by clicking HERE
Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy
Camaro: Can't America Make A Real One?
Chevrolet: Clutch Hangs, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Dodge: Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
FIAT: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Ford: Failure Of Research & Development
Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Hyundai: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
JEEP:Jumps Everything Ever Parked
Mercedes: Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
Nissan:Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
Oldsmobile: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
Porsche: Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
Toyota:Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Volvo: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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